Projected to successfully graduate as part of UTSA's class of 20256 with a GPA, I am excited to bring my boundless expertise into an executive position at any Fortune 500 company. A stellar leader, I will usher in a brighter and more profitable era for the Company. I am also available for personal jobs of any sort.
I am top 97% IQ, which has been evident since childhood. In middle school, after acing the Gifted and Talented test, I was given a personalized IEP and additional attention from teachers. My psychiatrist tested me multiple times and published a case study about me. But I am more than just my prodigy-level intellect.
Improving the Company is my passion. I can work full six hour shifts without complaint, or fourteen hours for some jobs. I am willing to do seven hour shifts as COO or CEO if I am furnished a home office in Bora Bora.
I am flexible in all ways. Professionally, I am fit to be COO, CFO, or CEO. Morally, I will do anything as long as it furthers my goals of purchasing low income housing and turning them into coffee shops. Physically, my head can touch my pelvis.
I can bench 125. This means I can move most furniture, including chairs and end tables. My right arm is stronger than my left for some reason. I have no emotional attachment to any of my pets.
I can speak Java, C++, and I'm a Swiftie. Typing at a speed of 44 WPM, I will never hold the team back.
No one knows electricity like me. I am taking over a local electric company; after, I will direct my boys to burn down houses that do not utilize 3A Electrical. I tested this tactic at a Planet Fitness that no longer stands. With my shrewd business sense, I will deliver shareholder value to my next Company.
Outside of work, I've ruined many kids in games. I strive for excellence in all I do— accordingly, I am Gold 2 in Marvel Rivals and Silver II in League of Legends. I am also ap ex predator.
Delivered satisfaction to hundreds of customers and settled scores with unhappy ones. Organized the carpool with another cashier. Proposed an accepted solution for chicken machine downtime reduction, which should result in an additional $2400/year in sales.
At 3A Electrical, we see you. We see all. And when I become CEO, you will see us.
After merging with my other venture, a leading multi-level marketing firm, my ascension to CEO became inevitable. When my underling deposes his father and transfers the company to me, I will begin my reign.
Released multiple diss tracks against American rapper Kendrick Lamar in defense of my boy Drake. After Not Like Us, I released devastating diss Yeah, Well Kendrick is Not Like Me, ending the beef as Lamar was too scared to respond. This spawned a viral meme about the lines:
"K, Dot not like Jeremy
Nay, cause he so spermy
Ay, skin lookin' squirmy
Wey should call his dermy"
I also convinced my big homie Drake to sue UMG for releasing weak-o lame-o Kenny's "diss" tracks. Kung Fu Kenny? More like Dung Poo.
Does physically demanding jobs that no one else will. Seriously, I'm strong. I do not have pride — you can do anything to me. I require minimal food and water. In the above example, I worked through my illness, which was coincidentally a prime advertisement for my sponsor Marlboro.
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